!! Tommy Shoes !!
Shop Till You Drop
By Rexy and Flexy
Good Evening There!
We’re Internet bombers – Rexyy and Flexyy – here from Tommy Shoes! Here is where you Shop Till You Drop the most amazing pairs of shoes you’ll ever see in your life! [For comedy purpose. Lol]
- Rexy: Here we are now, presenting you with an amazing announcement about out 3 pairs of newly launched footwear!
- Flexy: Nowadays we see a lot of companies selling different and different kinds of shoes everydayy!
- Rexy: Ofcourse! Who wouldn’t? I mean, that’s a basic necessity of life!
- Flexy: Oh right! I’m sure I’d be dead without at least 20 pairs of shoes!! Wouldn’t you?
- Rexy: Oh darn, yes! Buying from Tommy Shoes, dude, you think someone would stop at 20 pairs?!
- Flexy: Tommy Shoes! – Our shoes are the ones with multiple purposes available at cheap rates!
- Rexy: Now that is something worth your attention, isn’t it?
The Columbian pair:
- Rexy: Our first pair of shoes are the COLUMBIAN SHOES!
- Flexy: These multipurpose shoes have an ultra-flat and hard sole made from the finest steel ever!
- Rexy: You can wear them on your hands too, ofcourse! I mean,um.. they look that pretty!
- Flexy: These are THE BEST shoes for smacking faces efficiently. [OO la la laa…!]
- Rexy: Its very very durable and can last upto ..um.. 5000 hits and smacks?! It’s a must have in every girl’s house!
- Flexy: Buy 1, get 1 free! Slap 2 faces, 2 cheeks simultaneously!
Offer Available Now!
The Unbelievable Ferragamo Heels:
- Rexy: Our next pair of slippers are The Ferragamo Heels!
- Flexy: These are the most wonderful and dangerous looking pair of shoes with the most pointed heels, you’ll ever encounter in your life!
- Rexy: Well, the heels are so sharp that you can probably use them as ..um..knives .. or daggers possibly?!
- Flexy: They make you look extra tall, that you probably feel as though you’re gonna hit the ceiling!
- Rexy: Hey, who do you think would wanna be that tall?
- Flexy: Ah, yes! Forgot to mention, you can even adjust the height of the heels!! Now that’s something!
- Rexy: Yes,and then indirectly you can use them as ladders too!
The Life Changers! :
- Flexy: Ever got worried about your extremely spotty face, with um.. a Zipper mouth?
- Rexy: Leave your worries to us!
- Flexy: These are the most colourful and amazing pair of shoes you’ll ever find, that anyone who encounters you, will look at your dazzzling feet and nowhere else!
- Rexy: Anyone wearing these pair can get an absolute Gigi Hadid or Karlie Kloss look instantly!!
- Flexy: It can be anywhere, anytime!
- Rexy: It automatically changes colours to match your dresses too! Cool, eh?
- Flexy: If you haven’t got a pair of these, then what are you doing with your lives?!
- Rexy: But its not too late! You can get your pair from us.
- Flexy: Dial 033-8995-4662 to order your shoes!
- Rexy: Get up, asses! Its a now or never deal!
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